|Welcome To My World
||[Aug. 27th, 2004|03:08 pm]
The Noble Sausage is founded -in an homage of sorts to this nation's next Prime Minister Michael Howard- on five incontrivertible beliefs.|
Firstly- The Noble Sausage rejects all existing perceptions of culture as being 'high' or 'low' and will bring an independent form of Scrutiny to all topics of merit.
Secondly- The Noble Sausage shuns irony, but embraces pretension.
Thirdly- The Noble Sausage is Beyond Good And Evil.
Fourthly- What the Noble Sausage won't tell you, because it doesn't want to depress you. It only wants to impress you.
Fifthly- The Noble Sausage vows to deliver one piece of original, diverting and insightful analysis per day, every day. Bank holidays inclusive.